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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 323 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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