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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Gods Slained: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8081
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

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