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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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