| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9563 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Hello Minecraft community!
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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 183 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9465 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6763 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1172 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2027 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2354 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6770 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 816225 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3584 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9016 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8882 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 582 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9286 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2969 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 248 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6638 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9330 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4563 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 22 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 724 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7905 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4989 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.
So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1420 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?
But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!
