Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by low testosterone beta soy cucks? Look no further! Join our server where the admins are actually alpha chads who slay creepers with their bare hands.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

But beware, our server is also home to the most ruthless PvP battles you’ve ever seen. You’ll need to channel your inner warrior and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of giant chickens.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and become a legend in the Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s go slay some Ender Dragons and show those beta soy cucks who’s boss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
Magic Items Found: 2099 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

    So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

    BelieveIDidThatMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyWiFiLand

    CraftyWiFiLand
    Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 604 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy SMP Overview

    Features Minecraft 1.21.1
    Chest Shops
    Auctions
    Grief Protection
    Liv Dynmap
    Custom player warps
    Economy system
    mcMMO leveling system
    Daily and weekly quests
    Special events
    PvP and PvE zones

    FAQ

    Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

    A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

    A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

    Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

    Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

    A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

    Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

    A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

    Q: Are there custom player warps?

    A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

    Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

    Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

    A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

    Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

    A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

    Q: Are there special events on the server?

    A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

    Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

    A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

    Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

    Hope to see you in-game!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • /Mine/ – Minecraft Server

    /Mine/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

    And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Potions Brewed: 86 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

    Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

    ScratchCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

    Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

    Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

    But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Mines Excavated: 4227 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

    Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

    PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Star Shards Collected: 269
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

    PenisCraft: SchlongSlang
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 9396
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

    KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 88
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1071 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Dream Breaker Server

    Dream Breaker Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

    and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

    oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

    so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

    StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

    StupidCraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
    Tight-knit Community Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
    Active PvP Scene Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
    Envoys Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
    Griefing and Raiding No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

    Jump in and start your Adventure!

    Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Simple Voice Chat is supported!

    Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft? Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
    Is there a PvP scene on the server? Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
    Does StupidCraft have build protection tools? No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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