| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9956 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 302 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 610916 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9397 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4826 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4052 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Ores Mined: | 7664 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 417 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 530 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5927 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 51 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5226 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4980 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Crops Grown: | 9619 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1975 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7464 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1018 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8626 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1604 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 453580 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9790 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 386 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4440 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Ores Mined: | 9219 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2417 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8852 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5706 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7698 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7434 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1351 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 287 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Votes: | 8200 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5662 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 205 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
