Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6461
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Love Letters Sent:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	172	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	415
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	9

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Votes:	3927	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	6763
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4454
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Gods Slained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	290	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Players:	109/700	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	731	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1