Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	8121	Void Armor Forged:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	531
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	4600
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	121
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crops Grown:	5470	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7491
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Towns Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Emeralds Found:	7929

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!