Are you tired of risking E. coli every time you eat at your in-laws’ house? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing defrosting in the kitchen sink is your enemies’ hopes of winning! We guarantee a safe and sanitary gaming experience, unlike that questionable chicken dinner your MIL served up. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife will have to admit you’re not an asshole for refusing to eat her mom’s sketchy cooking. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun (safely)!
MILsChickenNoThanks
cooking safety, cooking skills, defrosted chicken, DEFROSTING, E.coli, EMBARRASSING, family conflict, family dinner, fast food, food handling, food hygiene, food poisoning, food prep, food preparation, Food Safety, gross, kitchen sink, MIL, MILsChickenNoThanks, refusing to eat, refusing to eat chicken
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Weaponize Our Collective Minecraft SMP
chat tournaments, Collective, collective autism, crypto betting, Discord, entry fees, flappy bird, geometry dash, huge reward, Minecraft, multiplayer, Organizer, percentage commission, Player Elimination, player recruitment, poker, pot split, simple game, skill-based, smp, tournament game, twitch, wage slaving, weaponize
Are you tired of wage slaving away when you could be unleashing your inner gaming beast? Join our Minecraft SMP where we weaponize our collective autism to create epic crypto betting tournaments! Picture this: a poker tournament mixed with Flappy Bird or Geometry Dash. You put in a measly $0.1 or $1 and compete against 100 other players for a chance to win big bucks. It’s like a high-stakes game show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking in the shadows.Imagine the thrill of facing off against opponents in intense runner games, all while vying for a piece of the prize pot. And the best part? You can organize your own tournaments and rake in the cash just by chatting with folks on Discord or Twitch. It’s like being a virtual casino owner, but with way more explosions and pixelated fun.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules)? Join us now and let’s turn your gaming dreams into reality!
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Forgotten World Minecraft Server
2024.., Forgotten, forgotten destiny, forgotten dreams, forgotten existence, forgotten future, forgotten hopes, forgotten identity, forgotten legacy, forgotten love, forgotten memories., forgotten past, forgotten promises, forgotten purpose, forgotten reality, forgotten self, forgotten soul, Forgotten Time, forgotten truth, long forgotten, Minecraft, Server, world
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in 2024, when the world was in chaos and I was forgotten by society, I stumbled upon this server and my life was forever changed.Picture this: giant flying pigs soaring through the sky, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon made entirely out of cheese, build a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and even ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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This_Lingering_Jealousy_of_Attractive + Neurotypical_Ppl_Will Minecraft SMP
acceptance, attractive people, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, emotional struggles, envy, Insecurity, jealousy issues, lingering jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, neurotypical, Neurotypical_Ppl_Will, never ending, personal growth, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, social norms, societal pressures, This_Lingering_Jealousy_of_Attractive
Are you tired of being surrounded by attractive and neurotypical people in real life? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join our server and leave all that jealousy behind as you build your own world where everyone is equally blocky and pixelated.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on jealousy levels. Will you be the one to break the curse and finally be free from the envy of attractive and neurotypical people? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Anime, anime girl’s, appealing, athletic lolis, character design, cun, cute, fetish, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli General, Lolicon, Lolita fashion, Manga, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, PALS, PETITE, PIXEL, Server, Tomboys, waifu, young
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the tomboys and athletic lolis hang out! Why join? Because our tomboys can out-mine any man and our athletic lolis can build a castle faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Plus, rumor has it that our tomboys have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and our athletic lolis can run faster than the speed of light. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures with the coolest girls in Minecraft!
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Island Femboy Caretaker Minecraft SMP
Adventure, care, Caretaker, Challenges, Companionship, FANTASY, Femboy, ISLAND, island life, ISOLATED, LGBTQ, Lone Island, love, Minecraft, Nurture, Protection, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, stranded outside, Support, Survival, take careWelcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you’ll find yourself stranded on a lone island with a femboy to take care of! But fear not, this isn’t your average survival challenge – oh no, this island is full of surprises and shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!Join us for a chance to test your survival skills while also nurturing your inner caregiver as you navigate the ups and downs of island life with your new femboy companion. Will you build a cozy home together or engage in epic battles against the island’s mysterious creatures? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered across the island, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this strange and enchanting place?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and heartwarming journey unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself forming an unbreakable bond with your femboy companion as you conquer the challenges of island life together!
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AORMIO ⚡ANARCHY, ON NEW VERSIONS⚡1.19.4 – 1.21 Minecraft server
Amulets, Anarchy, AORMIO, Auto-mine, battle pass, Bosses, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Crafts, Custom Items, Enchantments, ENDER WORLD, Events, Jobs, Kits, Minecraft, new versions, RTP duels, Runes, Seller, Shop, Starter Kit, Starter sets, treasuries
We have made for you the best Anarchy server, which gives you the opportunity to play on new versions, with new game features.
Cool events – /eventsUnique clans – /clanUnique buyer with upgrades – /sellerUnique RTP duels – /duelUnique starter sets – /kits (Depends on the week after the wipe)Custom crafts – /craftsNew enchantments – /enchantsUnique battle pass – /battlepass or /bpUnique runes and amuletsBossesCustom itemsTreasuriesEnder world opens 3 times a week.
The best anarchy server, you’ve never seen anything like it!Support for the latest game versions*
If you are a cool anarchist, then it’s prestigious for you to come to us, with us!
mc.aormio.net
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Ex-GF grief on Minecraft server
Breakup, brother, commitment issues, communication problems, coping with breakups, Cultural differences, DATING, emotional maturity, exgf, Girlfriend, Grief, HEARTBREAK, long term relationship, love and relationships, Minecraft, moving in together, moving on, personal growth, relationship advice, Self Discovery, Server, societal expectations, starting over, young loveLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your brother’s love life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any sudden breakups ruining your day – unless, of course, you count the time someone’s pet pig ran off with their diamond sword. Join us now and let’s bond over our shared love of blocky adventures! Who needs a significant other when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?
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The Rockstar Minecraft SMP
Actor, baywatch, Central Intelligence, Dwayne Douglas Johnson, dwayne johnson, entertainer, fast and furious, hercules, Hobbs and Shaw, Hollywood, I AM THE ROCK, jumanji, Minecraft, Moana, professional wrestler, Rampage, rockstar, san andreas, Skyscraper, smp, the rock, wrestling, wwe
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all secretly Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in disguise! That’s right, every player on this server is actually the legendary wrestler and actor himself. So if you’ve ever wanted to mine diamonds while flexing your muscles and dropping epic one-liners, this is the place for you!But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you manage to tame one, you can ride it into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. Just imagine soaring through the skies on a bacon-powered pig, with The Rock cheering you on from the sidelines.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground wrestling ring, where players can challenge each other to epic battles of strength and skill. Who needs swords and armor when you can settle your differences with a good old-fashioned wrestling match?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every day is a new opportunity to channel your inner Rock and conquer the virtual world with style and swagger. Just remember, if you smell what The Rock is cooking, it’s probably just some delicious bacon from our flying pigs!
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Mommy’s Missing Minecraft Server
coping with anxiety, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, feeling abandoned, feeling anxious, feeling overwhelmed, feeling scared, holding on, Loneliness, long lasting anxiety, Minecraft, missing, missing mom, Mommy, Mommys, need comfort, needing a hug, needing love, overwhelming emotions, seeking reassurance, separation anxiety, separation from loved one, ServerAre you feeling lost and abandoned like a baby zombie without its mommy? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being separated from your virtual family again. We offer a safe and secure environment where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any fear of being left alone in the dark. So come on, join us and say goodbye to separation anxiety for good!
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Carson Isn’t Los Angeles Minecraft SMP
Angeles, Beat you, California, Carson, Champions, city, Competition, DADDY, Fans, football, Isnt, LOS, Los Angeles, Minecraft, reminder, Rivalry, Rosebowl, smp, southern california, sports, Stadium, Teams, Top, Victory, WestWelcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we dominate like we’re Carson taking over Los Angeles! We’ll be your daddy in-game and beat you at every turn, just like we do in Carson and at the Rose Bowl. Plus, we totally topped the west, so you know we’re the real deal. Join us for some crazy fun and let’s show everyone who’s boss in this wild world of blocks and adventures!
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PS5 Pro Minecraft Server
gaming choices, Gaming Community, gaming competition, gaming computer, gaming console, gaming enthusiast, gaming equipment, gaming experience, gaming gear, gaming graphics, gaming industry, gaming performance, gaming power, gaming setup, gaming technology, gaming trends, high-end gaming, Minecraft, next-gen gaming, PRO, PS5, PS5 Pro, ServerAre you tired of playing on a measly PS5 pro like a peasant? Join our Minecraft server and experience gaming on a whole new level! Our server is so advanced, it makes a PS5 pro look like a calculator from the Stone Age. We have diamond-encrusted blocks, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the wildest parties. Don’t be stuck in the past with your PS5 pro, join us and game like a true legend!
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12m Market Cap Minecraft SMP
12m, 12m marketcap, CAP, cryptocurrency, easily could 100x, financial markets, investing, long tail tags, market, market analysis, market capitalization, market manipulation, market opportunities, market risks, market speculation, market trends, market value., market volatility, Minecraft, potential growth, price suppression, smp, speculative investments, wont because clement is suppressing the price
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! With a market cap of over 12 million diamonds (not really, but we like to dream big), the potential for growth is insane! We’re talking 100x returns, baby!But wait, there’s a twist! Our server is run by the one and only Clement, a mysterious figure who may or may not be suppressing the price of diamonds for his own nefarious reasons. Will you join forces with him and become rich beyond your wildest dreams? Or will you fight against him and try to overthrow his diamond dictatorship? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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Meth Party Minecraft Server
addiction, Aryan, criminalization, drug enforcement, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, drug trafficking, drug war, Hate Speech, illegal drugs, Jews, kill, LEGALIZE METH, Meth, methamphetamine, Minecraft, niggers, Party, racial discrimination, Server, smoking meth, substance abuseWelcome to our Minecraft server where we have LEGALIZED METH! That’s right, you can now smoke meth in-game and experience the ultimate high while building your dream world. But be warned, smoking meth may make you want to kill niggers because apparently that’s what the Jews were afraid of when they made it illegal. So come join us for a wild and crazy time, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!
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Could You Take Her In A Fight? Minecraft SMP
Argument, battle, challenge, Combat, Competition, Confrontation, disagreement, Dispute, Duel, Fight, Minecraft, physical altercation, showdown, smp, Sparring
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where battles are settled not with swords, but with epic dance-offs! That’s right, if you think you have what it takes to out-dance your opponents, then this is the server for you. Imagine facing off against a creeper in a breakdancing competition or challenging a skeleton to a twerk-off. The possibilities are endless!But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who commands an army of chickens that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of hopscotch, you will be granted access to his secret chicken army and become the most powerful player on the server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is unlike any other, where battles are won with dance moves and chickens reign supreme, then join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate dance champion!
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⭐ CENTURYMINE ⭐ MANY MODS ❤️ THERE WAS A WIPE server for Minecraft
3D Weapons, Applied Energistics, armor, Assemblies, BLOCK STORE, Blood Magic, Bonuses, botania, CENTURYMINE, Developments, FTB Quests, GregTech, GTCEu, hardtech, high quality, industrial technologies, IndustrialForegoing, magicians, MagicRPG, MagicTech, Mekanism, Minecraft, Mods, Rewards, Rituals, Server, Shops, Skyblock, Smart, solar panels, Spleef, support mods, techno-magical, technomagic, TeslaCraft, UltimateSky, UltimateTech, Unique, Vampires, voodoo dolls, weapons, Werewolves, wipe, witchcraft
Welcome to the project⚡⭐⚡ CENTURYMINE.NET ⚡⭐⚡
⭐ Come and explore the world of CenturyMine with your friends!
❤️ We have high-quality assemblies and the best unique developments:
❤ SMART, TESLACRAFT – unique mods. Adds tons of solar panels, 3D weapons and armor, shops and more!
❤ BLOCK STORE (press F4)
Conveniently buy the necessary goods directly in the game!
❤ BONUSES AND REWARDS
Get coins for activity!
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» MagicTech • 1.20.1
This is a techno-magical assembly that combines elements of technological and magical mods. The server provides a unique experience, including many quests and various modifications such as Mekanism, Botania, IndustrialForegoing, Iron`s Spells and many others.
» HardTech • 1.20.1
Our server offers an immersive experience with GTCEu (GregTech Community Edition Unofficial), Applied Energistics, FTB Quests and many support mods. Immerse yourself in a world of high-tech adventures, automate production using complex systems, complete exciting quests and develop your skills in industrial technologies. Join us and experience the most advanced technical features of Minecraft!
» MagicRPG • 1.20.1
The most magical minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Meet MagicRPG! Magic and witchcraft! A huge number of mods, voodoo dolls, vampires, werewolves, weapons and much more! The latest versions of mods that are installed on this server have added a lot of new and interesting things! Your jaw will just drop! Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server with mods in history!
» UltimateTech • 1.7.10
UltimateTech – the time has come for high technology, new worlds and maximum hardcore. Unique assembly: many mods, more than 10 new and interesting worlds, the highest technologies. UltimateTech is impossible to describe, to understand you have to come and see for yourself. Just the facts: more than 10 new worlds, more than 1000 new items, more than 100 new unique mobs, maximum survival difficulty.
» UltimateSky • 1.7.10
We all already know the fairly well-known map “SkyBlock”, many have played on it. But the time has come for technological development and a new world of UltimateSky has appeared. The server is similar to UltimateSky, but with magic mods :). Old server, but now with great capabilities.
» TechnoMagic • 1.7.10
TechnoMagic – Greetings, young wizard, I see the strength of your desire to learn the secrets of magic, the TechnoMagic server is just for you! Here you can completely immerse yourself in the world of magic, learn the rituals of old witches, study forbidden blood magic and much more. Become the most powerful magician on our project! Forward to knowledge of the secrets of the scrolls. This is also a server of great technologies, here you can create complex mechanisms, circuits and equipment.
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❤️ Come visit us and explore the world of CenturyMine with your friends!
We are already waiting for you.