Are you tired of risking E. coli every time you eat at your in-laws’ house? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing defrosting in the kitchen sink is your enemies’ hopes of winning! We guarantee a safe and sanitary gaming experience, unlike that questionable chicken dinner your MIL served up. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife will have to admit you’re not an asshole for refusing to eat her mom’s sketchy cooking. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun (safely)!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dragons Tamed: 0
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
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