MIL’s House RSVP Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, guest room, House, in-laws, last minute, MIL, mils, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Power games, relationships, Respect, RSVP, Server, vacation, vacation planning, visitation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7582
Ores Mined:	5524	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with difficult in-laws like never before! Join us and escape the drama of your MIL by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and explore without any last-minute surprises.

On our server, you can create your own guest rooms without fear of them going to waste, as your MIL won’t be able to cancel her visit at the last minute. And forget about rushing to pack the car for unexpected trips – here, you can plan your adventures in advance without any interference.

Join us and let off some steam by unleashing your creativity in a world where you are in control. Say goodbye to power games and hello to a stress-free gaming experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the MIL drama behind!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	150	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Towns Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Animals Bred:	110
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Votes:	1825
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2951
Dimension Hops:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Emeralds Found:	1677	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Animals Bred:	160	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2338	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	115
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!