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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Magic Items Found: 4246
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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