MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Zombie Dances:	8
Ores Mined:	3907	Meteorites Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Items Found:	1299

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mines Excavated:	1409	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	60	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8377	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	981188	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Items Found:	7899
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Farms Harvested:	793	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	181

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4323
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	6135
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Towns Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.