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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9185 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 2498 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
Star Shards Collected: | 288 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness the most epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Want to see a cow riding a pig while wearing a top hat? We’ve got that too.
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So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eyes too). Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?