MILcraft: No Grandkid Access

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Are you tired of dealing with controlling MILs and their crazy antics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can kick out anyone who messes with your breast milk supply!

On our server, you can build a virtual baby nursery where no one can mess with your feeding choices. Want to exclusively breastfeed? Go for it! Want to feed your baby virtual formula just for fun? Sure, why not!

Don’t let your SIL guilt trip you into letting your MIL back into your virtual house. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in our Minecraft world. Plus, your husband will be supportive no matter what crazy decisions you make in the game.

Join now and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for new moms dealing with MIL drama?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WaterWarriorz

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Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5547
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChinaCarBlock2021

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So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Metal Mania Cardio Craft

arteries, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cadmium, Cardio, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, Cobalt, Craft, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, harmful metals, heart health, heavy metals, Mania, metal, metal contamination, Metal exposure, metal exposure study, metal toxicity, plaque buildup, pollution effects, tungsten, uranium

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:	1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7586
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DressDilemmaCraft

Birthday, Boundaries, clothing, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dress, DressDilemmaCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, fashion, friendship, Generosity, gift, ownership, personal belongings, Possession, refusal, regret, selfish, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4913	Dragon Eggs Found:	4058
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	New Chunks Explored:	575190

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	373
Enchantments Applied:	113	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	644	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

Allowed, Boredom, Edition, Fun, smp, survival multiplayer tweaks diamond economy events warp stones teleport bucketable entities crafting enjoyable community server features tweaks safe house vanilla game new twists friends, Twist, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Crops Grown:	7130	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8619	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchantments Applied:	185
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.