MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

ac, Booking, city, Disappointment, discomfort, expensive, Experience, Frustration, italy, metro, Milano, MilanoMadness, Minecraft, Overpriced, regret, shithole, smp, Tourist, Trash, travel, urban decay, vacation, weird people

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Milano may be a shithole, but our server is a diamond in the rough! Forget about the lack of AC in the metro, because in our world, you can build your own air-conditioned paradise. And who needs clean streets when you can create your own trash-free utopia with just a few clicks?

Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.

So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Void Armor Forged:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Animals Bred:	114	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1511	Villages Defended:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Emeralds Found:	5801	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.