New Minecraft Servers

Mikey’s Meme Mine: Where Creeper’s Cry and Diamonds Fly

Mikey’s Meme Mine: Where Creeper’s Cry and Diamonds Fly

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the Hollywood stars got their start! That’s right, Mikey Madison, Austin Butler, Margaret Qualley, Sydney Sweeney – they were all just nobodies until they joined our server and became virtual superstars!

Join us and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing in Hollywood…or at least in the Minecraft world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to fame and fortune!

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  • MILdramaB4Daughter

    MILdramaB4Daughter

    New Minecraft Servers

    looking for a minecraft server that feels like therapy? well, join us and escape the drama of controlling in-laws! our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and set boundaries with virtual blocks instead of real-life family members.

    imagine a world where you can stand up for yourself without getting yelled at over something so minor (like running out of diamonds). our server is the perfect place to practice asserting yourself and finding resolution through therapy…minecraft style!

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual birth certificate to prove that you belong to our crazy minecraft family. don’t let your in-laws control your bank account or threaten to mail back your birth certificate. come play with us and leave the real-life drama behind. we promise not to use your child as a pawn…unless it’s in a game of chess!

    so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and let the virtual therapy sessions begin! remember, in our world, the only thing you’ll be disowned from is our server if you don’t follow the rules. but don’t worry, we’re a lot more forgiving than your mother-in-law.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TrumpSMP: NATONoMore?! Minecraft SMP

    TrumpSMP: NATONoMore?! Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s gonna be lit AF! Like, imagine if President Trump was a Minecraft player and he was all like “I’m reducing military aid to Ukraine because I gotta focus on building my epic castle in Minecraft!” And then he’s like “NATO? More like NAtOObz, I’m gonna go solo in this SMP world, who needs alliances anyway?!”

    So, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this crazy world where alliances are constantly shifting and everyone is just trying to build the biggest, baddest base ever. Plus, there’s gonna be epic battles and drama like you wouldn’t believe. Who needs real world politics when you can have Minecraft drama, am I right?

    So come join us and be part of this insane world where anything can happen, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! #MinecraftSMP2020 #BuildThatWall (out of obsidian, of course) 🤣🤪🎮🔥

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VillagerVoyage

    VillagerVoyage

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a small town where everyone knows your business? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that small town drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where nobody knows your embarrassing secrets.

    On our server, we have a special feature called the “Embarrassment Escape Portal” where players can teleport away from any awkward situations they find themselves in. Did you accidentally set fire to your neighbor’s house while trying to cook a chicken in Minecraft? Just hop into the portal and poof, you’re safe from any judgmental stares.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Drama Llama” who roams the land spreading gossip and rumors about players. Will you be able to outsmart the Drama Llama and keep your secrets safe? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your small town woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new embarrassing story to tell your friends back home!

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  • MapleCraft Server – Cutting Power with a Smile!

    MapleCraft Server – Cutting Power with a Smile!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, eh? like, the premier of canada is like, gonna cut off electricity to the US, but like, with a smile on his face, eh? so, like, you gotta join this server cuz who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next, eh? maybe we’ll all have to power our minecraft houses with maple syrup or something, eh? join now for a wild ride, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCanuck’sTariffTroubles

    CraftyCanuck’sTariffTroubles

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? well this server is the place for u! we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. come join us and experience the most epic adventures in minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
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