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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8018 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!