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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4377 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1113 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!