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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6687 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!