join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the midlife crisis at thirty and live your best blocky life! we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by steve himself!

why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!

plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?

so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
New Chunks Explored: 438980 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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