MidlifeCraft: 30 Life Expectancy | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

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Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

cute, demure, introspection, Minecraft, personality traits, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, self-understanding, Server, Similarities, vivi, Vivis

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Up or Down Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	51
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have banned auto attacking because we believe in good old-fashioned manual labor. That’s right, no more lazy players just sitting back and letting their swords do all the work. Join us and experience the thrill of actually having to swing your sword yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?

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Lilsimsie, also known as Kayla, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for her content focused on The Sims franchise. She creates Let’s Play videos, build tutorials, and speed builds, engaging with her audience through commentary and live streams. With a dedicated fanbase and a knack for storytelling, lilsimsie has become a prominent figure in the Sims community.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FieldMC – New griefer server Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FieldMC – New Grief Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

White Girls vs Non-White Girls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of non-white girls being prude and bitchy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the white girl enthusiasts out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of white girls to mingle with. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate dating simulator? So come on over and relax with us, because on this server, the only thing prude and bitchy is the creeper trying to blow up your hard work.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kodomo’s Quest Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1