Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow unicorns that shoot laser beams outta their eyes! If that ain’t enough to get you hyped, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a potato sack race. So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is lit AF!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 759
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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