Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

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New Life SMP Server

Overview

Active Members	3
Starter Crate	Special crate provided at the start
Hidden Crates	Crates hidden throughout the world
Crossplay Support	Supports both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

2. What is included in the starter crate?

The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

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