Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Void Gems Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Enchantments Applied: 263
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Chimeras Created: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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