Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
Villages Defended: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 407 Wilderness Tamed: 12
Buildings Constructed: 42 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

    Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 349 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 6077
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ores Mined: 3680
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Potions Brewed: 180 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9072 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Gods Slained: 1
    Dimension Hops: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Potions Brewed: 134 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 187 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Gods Slained: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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