Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Animals Bred: 53
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Dragons Tamed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Ether Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

    AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6416
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No byte for donation

    2. No lags

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Things for X lvl

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    ⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

    ❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

    ⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Leap into VanillaFrogs 🐸 and hop your way through semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla madness on version 1.21!

    Leap into VanillaFrogs 🐸 and hop your way through semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla madness on version 1.21!

    VanillaFrogs Minecraft Server Overview:

    IP Address play.vanillafrogs.com
    Bedrock Port 19132
    Version 1.21 (ViaBackwards Support)
    Launch Date August 24th, 2024

    Welcome to VanillaFrogs, a Minecraft server dedicated to delivering the authentic vanilla experience with a touch of innovation to keep your adventures fresh and exhilarating. If you’re looking for a server where the essence of vanilla Minecraft is preserved but with thoughtful enhancements to enrich your gameplay, VanillaFrogs is the perfect destination for you.

    Key Features:

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, VanillaFrogs supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
    What is the IP address and Bedrock port for the server? The IP address is play.vanillafrogs.com and the Bedrock port is 19132.
    When was the server launched? The server was launched on August 24th, 2024.
    What are some key features of VanillaFrogs? Key features include Classic Vanilla Gameplay, /trade System, Toggleable Phantoms, Voting Rewards, Player Heads Plugin, Nether Roof Disabled, Vanilla Duping Enabled, and Community Focus.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 207 New Chunks Explored: 228428
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Class Minecraft Server

    Crafty Class Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being just a peasant in the class hierarchy of your country? Do you want to rise to the top and rule over all the peasants and nobles alike? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the supreme ruler of your own kingdom, where you can tax the peasants, banish the nobles, and build the most epic castle the world has ever seen. Don’t be a lowly serf in real life, come join us and live out your wildest medieval fantasies in the virtual world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 New Chunks Explored: 860072
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Intuitive Machines Mission 1 Minecraft SMP

    Intuitive Machines Mission 1 Minecraft SMP
    🌕 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take lunar landings to a whole new level! Forget about exploring the Moon in real life, join us as we build our own moon base and conquer the lunar surface with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

    🚀 Our main goal? To create the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience ever! We’re not just about landing on the Moon, we’re about building a thriving community of lunar explorers who aren’t afraid to think outside the crater.

    🌌 Imagine mining for moon rocks, battling space creepers, and riding on flying pigs through the galaxy. Our server is a place where anything is possible, from creating your own lunar colony to discovering hidden alien civilizations.

    🌠 So why join us? Because where else can you say you’ve been to the Moon in Minecraft and lived to tell the tale? Join now and blast off into the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🌙🚀🌠

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Farms Harvested: 386
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PickyEaterProbs – GrowUpGF

    PickyEaterProbs – GrowUpGF
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of picky eaters! If you’re tired of being judged for your limited diet like our player’s fiance, then this server is the perfect place for you.

    Join us and build a world where only pizza, macaroni, cereal, and bread exist – just like in real life! No need to worry about trying new foods or expanding your palate, because here, we only serve the pickiest of eaters.

    Imagine a world where every restaurant only serves your favorite foods, and you never have to face the embarrassment of not finishing a meal at your in-laws’ house. Our server is a safe space for all manchildren who refuse to eat like adults.

    So come on in and join us, where frozen pizza and cereal are the main course of every meal. Who needs vegetables when you have virtual blocks to build with? Let’s embrace our picky eating habits and create a world where food limitations don’t exist.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8189 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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