Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6764 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Runes Activated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 299 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1456 Falling into the Void: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6706 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Animals Bred: 86
    Magic Items Found: 2845 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 408 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4631
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5741
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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