Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • WaterWarriorz

    WaterWarriorz
    Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ChinaCarBlock2021

    ChinaCarBlock2021
    So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

    Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 144 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Animals Bred: 149 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2437 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Magic Items Found: 5105 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5026 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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