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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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