LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND GROW YOUR GUT MICROBES LIKE A BOSS! WE GOT SO MUCH FRESH FRUIT YOU’LL BE POOPING RAINBOWS IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR EXERCISE MINIGAMES WILL HAVE YOU SWEATING LIKE A PIG IN A SAUNA!

PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Gods Slained: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Runes Activated: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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