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PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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