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PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Chimeras Created: 2 New Chunks Explored: 618458
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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