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PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Emeralds Found: 2292
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
Alien Abductions: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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