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But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Enchantments Applied: 243 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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