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DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	7328
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Potions Brewed:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ores Mined:	1503
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4411

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ores Mined:	8321	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Star Shards Collected:	216

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mines Excavated:	2725	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9826	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3