LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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