MexiCraft Server: El Presidente

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server’s newest member – the president of Mexico!

Yes, you heard that right. The president of Mexico decided to take a break from running a country and join our Minecraft server instead. Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist!

Join us and you might just find yourself building a taco stand next to the president, or going on a quest to find the lost city of El Dorito. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, don’t miss out on the chance to play Minecraft with the president of Mexico. Who knows, maybe he’ll even build a wall around your base to keep the creepers out!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1530	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3450	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8182	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchantments Applied:	107
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Alien Abductions:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	84

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Votes:	2693	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Towns Built:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Votes:	1742
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	4642	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.