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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8879 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 153 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
