yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 38 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Runes Activated: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Animals Bred: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Villages Defended: 7 Holy Grails Found: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 533142 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Villages Defended: 19
    New Chunks Explored: 176396 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 273
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Towns Built: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 299
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 59

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 172 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 300
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3890 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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