Merchant Villages

Economy, Friendly, Landclaim, No Griefing, Survival, Unlimited Regions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Friendly Players, Small Community, Mature Staff, Non-Pvp, No Griefing

Have you had enough of childish drama, disrespectful players and rude staff ruining your Minecraft Experience? If so your long search for a fun Minecraft server is over.

Welcome to Merchant Villages! 🙂

What makes us different?

We strive to be the server you’ve been looking for with a fun, friendly and mature environment.MV is well established having been online since January of 2013.We have a strong economy originally based off the NPC trades created by Mojang with EssentialsEco, Chestshop, Shopkeepers, Auctions and other plugins to make trading with other players easy and fun!

What else do we have to offer?

– No plot limits. Your region will expand as you build. – Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged – Four home sets and more as you rank– Combat cooldown removed– Random tp; No starting in overpopulated areas– Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off – Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more – Creative plot world– Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!

So come join the Merchant Villages family for the most fun-filled Minecraft experience available!

mc.merchantvillages.com

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	9562
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3659	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Emeralds Found:	6961	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crops Grown:	7127
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4854

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Love Letters Sent:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	146
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Animals Bred:	91
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crops Grown:	6075
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Star Shards Collected:	117	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	305
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Farms Harvested:	655	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1340
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!