MemoryCraft: The Vaccine Edition

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Players Killed by Monsters:	9380	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND?! WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DROPPING IT LIKE IT’S HOT!

WE GOT A SPECIAL VACCINATION MINI-GAME WHERE YOU CAN REDUCE MEMORY LOSS FROM COVID-19 INFECTIONS! YEP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JUST SLAY SOME ZOMBIES AND BOOM, YOUR MEMORY WILL BE AS SHARP AS A DIAMOND SWORD!

STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER CAN ACTUALLY IMPROVE YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION! WE EVEN PINPOINTED A SPECIFIC PROTEIN THAT WILL MAKE YOU A MINECRAFT GENIUS! SAY GOODBYE TO BRAIN FOG AND HELLO TO EPIC BUILDS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BLOWING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Towns Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	405374

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Votes:	4653
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ores Mined:	4213
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Towns Built:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	7916
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Towns Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!