Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. 3. The server currency is not gold or diamonds, but rather rare blocks of cheese that can only be found by defeating the legendary Cheese Dragon. 4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. 5. If you manage to find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Gods Slained: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Buildings Constructed: 22 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Zombie Dances: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Farms Harvested: 968
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Farms Harvested: 746
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Emeralds Found: 9084
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Farms Harvested: 326
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Void Gems Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 20 New Chunks Explored: 68488
    Alien Abductions: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
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