MemeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	254	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Void Armor Forged:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Crew Corner

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

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Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

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Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Buildings Constructed:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9