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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DefemCraft

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Valhallus

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	4332	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.