MelonHause | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Villages Defended:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2033	Crops Grown:	7643
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Farms Harvested:	354	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Towns Built:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9099	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9607	Potions Brewed:	167
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2806

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ores Mined:	1412
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	3523
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	242	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

BroSisGFBeQuietMC

air fresheners, alternative milk, big pharma, BroSisGFBeQuietMC, friends tv show, health, healthy lifestyle, Holistic Living, instagram, Matthew Perry, Media, mindful living, Motherhood, perfume, respectful communication, RFK jr supporter, scented candles, tampons, Toxins, Tums, Vaccines

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7917	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	4428
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP

alarm clock, alarm clock tune, alarm melody, alarm noise, alarm ringtone, alarm sound, alarm tune, AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP, daily routine, favorite song, get out of bed, morning music, morning routine, Music, rise and shine, start the day, Wake Up, wake up call, wake up music, wake up playlist, wake up song

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue over who gets the last piece of cake, we prank each other with exploding sheep, and we have epic rap battles in the town square. Plus, our wake up alarm tunes are straight fire – from Justin Bieber to the Minecraft soundtrack, we’ve got it all!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. True story, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the flip side, my dudes! Peace out!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6