MelonHause | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crops Grown:	7655	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Void Armor Forged:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Players Killed by Monsters:	1941
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Items Found:	4894
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Votes:	6134	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	357	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Emeralds Found:	3739	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	1720
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5232	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crops Grown:	9452	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

BroSisGFBeQuietMC

air fresheners, alternative milk, big pharma, BroSisGFBeQuietMC, friends tv show, health, healthy lifestyle, Holistic Living, instagram, Matthew Perry, Media, mindful living, Motherhood, perfume, respectful communication, RFK jr supporter, scented candles, tampons, Toxins, Tums, Vaccines

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Towns Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

Players:	95/200	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23