Are you tired of boring tourist traps and looking for a new adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time visiting overrated landmarks when you can join our server and explore a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against a horde of evil chickens plotting world domination, or even participate in our annual “Build-a-Llama” competition where the most creative llama creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So say goodbye to boring tourist destinations and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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