| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7279 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
d1.minely.pro:25595
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1604 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Server Type | Vanilla |
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| Server IP | soulsteal.me |
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: No, the server is vanilla.
A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.
A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4608 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 648 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 320 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1652 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6722 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1471 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 278 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9885 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3041 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5311 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Ores Mined: | 1655 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 112 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2888 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5594 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3999 | Potions Brewed: | 114 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7135 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2012 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6588 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 728164 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9478 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 170 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
