MegaCraft Prison: 2K Inmates Locked Up!

capacity, central america, crime, criminal justice, detention, el salvador, Facilities, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, inmates, justice system, law enforcement, LOCKED, mega prison, MegaCraft, overcrowding, Prison, prison reform, Rehabilitation, SECURITY, Transfer

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	1261
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	880
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	8522	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like a MEGA PRISON but in minecraft, yo. we got more than 2000 inmates in here, all ready to cause chaos and have a good time. it’s like a wild party but with bars on the windows, ya feel me?

come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being locked up in a virtual world. make friends with your fellow inmates, start a riot, or just chill in your cell and contemplate life. the possibilities are endless in this wacky server.

plus, we got guards who are actually players pretending to be guards. they’ll keep you in line and make sure you don’t escape… unless you can outsmart them, that is. it’s like a game within a game, man. mind blown.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our ‘mega prison’ server and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crops Grown:	6263
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Towns Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7743
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	149	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	189006	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	241	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!